SEARCH FOR WORK

I sure wish I had some terrific news to post under this subject. Alas - I haven't found the right at-home, part-time job yet. But since so many people have lost their full-time jobs, perhaps I shouldn't be complaining, eh? I receive SSDI, and I thank God for that assistance every day. Without it, we'd be so poor we wouldn't even be able to live under a bridge. (What? You think bridges are free? Ha! Think again.)

Ever hear of a story called "Three Billy Goats Gruff?" Yep, I'm talking about the TROLL FACTOR - and it's extraordinarily high under bridges around the world. If you don't believe me, just ask the next homeless person you actually SEE living under a bridge. But take cash with you, because everyone's time is valuable.

How did I get onto this subject?

WHY IS EVERYTHING "BREAKING NEWS" THESE DAYS?

Could someone please explain to me why almost EVERY bit of news is considered to be "Breaking News" and worthy of 30-second spots throughout the day? Come on, few things are that important. I especially resent "Breaking News" spots focusing on sports. What's the problem? We HAVE news programs every day, in virtually every media, so why can't they confirm their "special reports" to those programs?

It seems to me that news of every sort should be covered in those programs. The only type of news truly worthy of being called "Breaking News" is that which affects public safety; i.e., a tornado or other weather warning, or perhaps a chemical spill's a poisonous cloud which is heading for downtown.

I mean, SERIOUSLY!!!

NO, THAT'S NOT MY ACTUAL PHOTO, SILLY

It is, in fact, a picture of my cousin, Leticia. No? Okay, I admit it: the photo is of a cartoon flower. But it represents me on so many levels! Besides, I don't HAVE a current photo of myself - and that might be to everyone's benefit.

I promise to replace the cartoon photo with my own as soon as I get a digital camera and/or someone who has a digital camera helps me out with this issue. I am not at all photogenic; perhaps I'll just find a photo of someone with a paper bag over his/her head and upload that, instead. No, someone is bound to figure it out. I'll pose for the "bag over the head" photo myself, and wear a name badge. There! The problem has been solved!

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feeling pretty clever